More people to dislike intensely: those who get stickers "dedicating" their motor vehicle to deceased loved ones.

Labradoodle.

Notes from grading the Regent's Exam #4: The only two things more worrying about the number of students unreasonably attracted to the topic of teaching about contraceptives in Sex Ed classes is, first, how many students use it as an opportunity to rail against the very idea, and second, how poor a job they do at supporting their premise.

Notes from grading the Regent's Exam #3: There are few things more heartbreaking than failing an earnest paper, written by an immigrant, about the hard work they've put into improving their English in order to advance the star-eyed hopes they have for their lives, due to its dozens of grammar mistakes.

Notes from grading the Regent's Exam #2: It is amazing how many people think repeating received knowledge qualifies as proof.

Notes from grading the Georgia Regent's Exam #1: Never include the words "In today's society" in your paper under any circumstances.

Tetris: The Obsessive-Compulsive Syndrome Sufferer

Is Compuserve's installer patronizing me?

Chapter One: Your Parents, The Ocean, and the Awesome Might of Great Cthulhu