Three Second Decree - Bite-Sized Blog
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8/26/2005
I got the whole class extra recess time today when, after the asked what do you get when you put twelve dollars and eighteen dollars together, I replied with, "More money than you're making for teaching this class period."
Sometimes, if you're supported by skilled animal handlers, or you have a good firearm, or you take it by surprise, you eat the bear, but usually the bear eats you.
The genie looked at me mighty strange when I wished to be able to crap ice cream.
I slammed on the breaks as hard as I could, the cat frozen in my headlights... but when I went back, with tremendous dread, to see what happened, there was nothing, nothing at all, and I shall always wonder....
I have to say that, at the time, I didn't know the hooker was a member of the Communist Party.
8/8/2005
Up from the depths (da-da-duh),
eleven MB’s high (da-da-daah),
with thunder... fire... (da-da-daah)
he stands in the sky --
Mozilla! (da, da-da-dah)
Mozilla! (da, da-da-dah)
Mozilla! (da, da-da-dah):
and Mo-zuuuuuu-kiiiii....
8/5/2005
I got the box marked "kitten formula," from the store and followed the directions, and while it was okay, Coke’s got nothing to worry about.
I got the box marked "kitten formula," from the store and followed the directions, but it turns out they didn’t include enough carbon.
I got the box marked "kitten formula," from the store and followed the directions, but I have to say that my boa constrictor was not fooled.
I got the box marked "kitten formula," from the store and followed the directions, but: all I got out of it was some milk crap!
8/2/2005
Who makes Galactus' clothes?
8/1/2005
Charisma is best defined as those qualities in a person which most readily piss me off.
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