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4/21/2005

 

I feel much more capable of functioning in the world, now that I'm wearing my Jughead crown.


4/15/2005

 

The first thing I took away from Macbeth: beware, beware, when scotsmen speak in verse.


4/11/2005

 

It was true that the evangelist had said Jesus would speak to me personally, but he hadn't mentioned his wide repertoire of catchphrases.


 

I began to suspect I had been proscribed a placebo when, upon remarking to the pharmacist about the taste of my pills, he offered them in "Rippin' Raspberry."


4/10/2005

 

I always took away the wrong lesson when I was a kid; the responsibility my father tried in instill in me always turned to neurosis by the time it lodged in my psyche.


 

Those who can, write; those who cannot, write reviews.


4/9/2005

 

While I had always claimed that I loved her, in fact I was just using her; using her, for access to her never-ending spool of linguini.


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