Sunday, June 20, 2004
Link: The Film Crew Online
So just who are The Film Crew? Why, only Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, doggedly determined to remain both culturally visible and financially liquid in this, the opening years of the long, cold, post-Mystery Science Theater era. These are men who know funny, and they know bad movies. These attributes put them close to my heart, you know, the one I keep in the refrigerator, in the jar beside the milk.
The only thing preventing me from obsessing gleefully over their potential opinionating on The Chronicles of Riddick is my anticipation of the shame I'll feel upon the realization that they've done a better job at it than I did.
(What tortured syntax! Did I get the tenses right in that sentence? Makes my brain hurt.)
So just who are The Film Crew? Why, only Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, doggedly determined to remain both culturally visible and financially liquid in this, the opening years of the long, cold, post-Mystery Science Theater era. These are men who know funny, and they know bad movies. These attributes put them close to my heart, you know, the one I keep in the refrigerator, in the jar beside the milk.
The only thing preventing me from obsessing gleefully over their potential opinionating on The Chronicles of Riddick is my anticipation of the shame I'll feel upon the realization that they've done a better job at it than I did.
(What tortured syntax! Did I get the tenses right in that sentence? Makes my brain hurt.)
